Asshole of the Day

Hoorah! Its Shannon Price. The ex-wife of Gary Coleman (and future Drag U contestant).

Guess what she did! Its more like what didn't she do. Am I right? Anyway, this bitch ordered photogs to take photographs of her dying little nugget in the hospital or some shit. Yeah whatever. This bitch is nutz.

CONGRATZ HO!

Asshole of the Day

Today was a pretty slow news day. So I picked this bitch.

This is Pastor Doctor Professional Asshole Martin Ssempa and his intense Ugandan hate speech against the homos.  The video is pretty much NSFW. Click below to see this video in all its caca covered glory (hole).

Asshole Of The Day

Today's award goes to one Bethenny Frankel for saying that childbirth was 'less painful' than dealing with Kelly Bensimon on the Housewives' trip to St. John's. Bethenny and Kelly are both members of the Real Houswives of New York cast and pretty much would like to kick each other in the fupa. Bethenny Frankelstein went on record saying:  

"By far St. [John's was worse] and I'm not just saying it for effect," Frankel tells the press on a call Thursday (June 3) to promote her new show "Bethenny Getting Married?" "The C-section was less painful to me than Kelly. It was horrendous. Horrendous."

During this trip, Frankel, along with fellow cast members, Alex McCord, Ramona Singer, and Sonja Morgan all decided that Kelly was having a nervous breakdown and that they were tired of dealing with her crap. Kelly later decided to film a anti-bullying PSA. Because bullying is no bueno.

Yeah, okay. Its not like Frankelstein really pushed a baby out of her chalupa hole. Someone stabbed her in the stomach and pulled the damn thing out. And there's not fucking way she was on pain killers. NO WAY. Whatever. I'm over this damn show. I'm packing up my tomato sauce and dried pasta and moving to New Joyzee. Have fun on your new damn show Frankelstein.


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Asshole Of The Day

Urban Outfitters, the brand that I really don't understand (seriously. WHAT are they?), and their creative team of dumb bimbos and magical anorexic unicorns decided to pull this masterpiece out of their ass. It promotes anorexia, blah blah. Yeah. Whatever.

I don't need another fucking way for skinny assholes to tell me what to do. I GET IT. As a big fuck you, I should wear this shirt and sit in front of the store with a bucket of Church's Chicken and get to work on that bitch. But I'm too elegant and classy to do such a thing. So I'll just lay on my bathroom floor while "All By Myself" is playing in the background and do the same thing. Thanks Urb-itch Outfitters. THANKS.

EDIT: Urbitch decided to pull this shit off their website after word got out of the possible message of anorexia. Boo hoo. Don't worry. You can still purchase yours at Urban brick and mortar stores. But its only available in large sizes. Go figure.