Asshole of the Day

Hoorah! Its Shannon Price. The ex-wife of Gary Coleman (and future Drag U contestant).

Guess what she did! Its more like what didn't she do. Am I right? Anyway, this bitch ordered photogs to take photographs of her dying little nugget in the hospital or some shit. Yeah whatever. This bitch is nutz.

CONGRATZ HO!

Bitch Got Caught

Well that's too bad. Chace Crawford was arrested blah blah for smoking blah with his blah.

I don't watch Gossip Girl, but if I did, I might care. Or be inclined to get arrested too with the hopes of becoming his cell mate and become subject to unspeakable acts. Probably not. But a girl can dream. So what if he took a hit of that good stuff? My cousin did the same damn thing. Only, he wasn't in his friends Camaro and a dick wasn't in his mouf (I'm guessing).

I'm enjoying this mugshot. From the drag brows to the weird shit on his lower lashes, I'll add this to my hall of fame mugshots. Right next to La Lohan and Skinny Richie. I love today's role models.

Neil George Must Hate Her

Here's that one Skinny bitch, Kristen Cavallari, leaving the Neil George Salon.

Her hair still looks like shit.

Nah, She's Just a Fat Ass

Khloe Kardashian recently was swept up with a wave of claims that she was preggers. Turns out that bun in the oven was just a Cinnabon, a couple jelly doughnuts, and a few Twinkies. Probably all deep fried. When Entertainment Weekly asked the barbarian princess about the pregnancy rumors, Khloe bluntly stated "No, I'm just fat."

In other news, my landlady assaulted me with her drag queen features and terrible oily skin by yelling at me for some shit that I can't even remember after last night's binge drinking. I know you care about that too.

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